Ye Olde Sturbridge Village: a made-uppe historie


We hope ye have enjoyedde this excitingge trip back in-to the historie of Ye Olde Sturbridge Village, and that ye will continue to thrille to these amazing stories of yester-year America again and again. Similarlie, we hope that ye will repeatedlie patronize the afore-mentionedde Ye Olde Sturbridge Village Chrono-celerator, to be situatedde at the heart of Ye Olde Sturbridge Village Lande, a dynamick newe familie-friendlie get-away with thrillingge roller-coasters, excitingge fast-foode restaurants, and also a historicalle laser shew. Constructionne is expectedde to be completedde in MMXXXVI.

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Book was okay, but attempt to squeeze one last droppe of humor out of endingge via mock consumer survey did not go over well. Please send new ending, preferablie one not written at the last moment.

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